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Funny Mother In Law Advice Jokes

George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family, including his mother in law.

During their vacation, and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George's mother in law died.

With the death certificate in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial.

The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother in law, told George,

"My friend, sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive.

It could cost as much as $5,000 dollars."

The Consul continued,

"In most of these cases, the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here.

This would only cost $150 dollars".

George thinks for some time, and answers the Consul,

"I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back.

That's what I want to do."

The Consul, after hearing this says,

"You must have loved your mother in law very much, considering the difference in price between $5,000 and $150 dollars."

"No, it's not that," says George.

"You see, I know of a case many, many years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem, and on the third day he was resurrected.

I do not want to take that chance!"

-- Funny Mother in Law Advice Jokes and Other MIL Jokes --

I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my mother in law up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said,

"Well, aren't you going to help?"

I replied, "No. Six of them is enough".

-- Short Mother in Law Advice Jokes and Other MIL Jokes --

A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?"

The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong with the tail.

Why would you want this done?"

The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"

A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him

"There is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."

The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"

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A young wife came home one day and found her mother standing in a bucket of water with her finger stuck in the light socket.

The young husband was standing by the switch.

'Hello, darling,' said the mother, 'George has had this marvellous idea for curing my rheumatism.