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#A Map of the Weirdest Sex Laws in the United States

Is your sex life against the law? Better make sure. We've painstakingly compiled a map of all the most biarre and unnecessary laws regulating what you do, with whom, and where. Check out our complete map of all the weirdest laws regulating sex in America below.

You've probably seen lists of freaky sex laws before — they're all over the place. And guess what? Most of those are urban legends.

When you see laws like It's illegal for one partner to reach climax before the other, or It's illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone, or Only sex in the missionary position is legal, or No sex in an ambulance responding to an emergency call, or No dancing with a hat on , or No sex in a meat freezer, or Legistators may not make laws wearing a penis costume, they're probably just made up or grossly distorted. Sorry to burst your bubble.

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And yes, that one about a man may not shoot a pistol when his female partner has an orgasm is also made up, as far as we could tell.